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How Warm Are You?

You Are Cold
You are as cold as they come, and frankly, you don't care at all.
As far as you're concerned, other people are a bother. What they think of you doesn't matter.

You are so detached from the world, you feel like you're seeing everything from the outside.
While it's good to have so much perspective, you may be missing out on the broader range of human emotions.
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Prank-calling "car warranty" telemarketing

The Internet has smiled upon us again today with its collective brain power. Someone posted the following (some comments are a little NSFWish) at: http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/8i1u7/want_the_phone_number_to_the_your_cars_warranty/

(Maybe you can play this for them when you call them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vWm47yPLGc )

"So, Its nice to see that these companies are driving other people insane. Sernerio: You get a call stating that your car warranty is about to expire. You remove your number from their list. They call you back in less than a week and just keep calling. You try to *69 or hit callback on the caller ID and it ALWAYS says the number is disconnected yet they JUST called you from that number. Well ladies and gents Here are their REAL numbers (949) 475-9500 (800) 499-5711 I got these by bullshitting the rep that called me for 20 min. Please call them 20, 30, hell 50 times a day. Its what I did and finally the guy said "Look, we will take your number off our list just please stop calling here!" When you call...offer then a new home warranty."

ALSO:

"Found a way to get into their voicemails:

CALL 800-499-5711 and dial ext. 477 for an example.

extensions are from 301-490 or so, I think

NOTE FIRST: Save the messages, press 72 after every message you listen to. If you don't, they'll auto-delete.

DIRECTIONS: Okay, call 800-499-5711, press #, then the mailbox you want, and it's that fucking easy.

No fucking joke. Let's dig up as much as we can.

Edit: Press 84 for the time of the message and the callback number
SentientKhan may have found an address (below):
310 Commerce, Suite 150 (or 115) Irvine California 92602

Address Confirmed @ http://www.manta.com/coms2/dnbcompany_cc2jwhp"

Edit:

Corporation
CREDEXX CORPORATION
Number:
C2727671

Date Filed:
3/18/2005

Status: active
Jurisdiction:
California
Address
310 COMMERCE STE 150
IRVINE, CA 92602
Agent for Service of Process
SHANE C STAFFORD
19200 VAN KARMAN AVE STE 400
IRVINE, CA 92612



Man. The Feds obviously need these kids on their payroll.
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I'm-bored-and-without-a-life meme

WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW???
A house. I'm sick of the middle-aged landlady and her elderly mother waking me up hours before dawn with their incessant pacing. They don't work! Where do they go at 630AM?? Argh old people!

WHAT DO YOU MISS???
Partying with really smart people.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION???
Hrm. Not sure. I guess I'd be pretty upset if I lost some of my jewelry or something happened to some of my older stuffed animals, all because I've had them a long time.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL???
Cookies!

DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC???
Not in the usual way. I have had a claustrophobic attack once when I was in an MRI machine, but I was taking part in a study and it wasn't the first time I was in one nor were the scans short ones.

DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK???
No. I wish I could get my bedroom dark but between the beacon from hell from the apt house next door and the piercing unblocked sun at dawn, I'd welcome the blessed dark if I could achieve it.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME???
I like a lot of perfumes, but my nose tends to like expensive anything it seems. Not that I know the prices of any, but it seems whenever I pick out a scent I like it's always the most expensive. :) Personally I buy a lot of perfumes from Avon and never use them up. Oops. Right now I have a whole assortment: Haiku, Instinct, Rare Pearls, Far Away, Dreamlife, Imari, an ancient bottle of Eternity, Bath & Body Works Japanese Cherry Blossom Eau de toilette, and Body Shop perfume oils White Musk and Japanese Musk. (I told you I have too many!)

COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS???
Neither. I believe in the power of sleep, 7-8 hours preferably, but not always achieved. Besides, coffee is repulsive and energy drinks look scary and probably aren't anywhere near to good for you.

IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE???
Cookies!

WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD???
Whoever's idea it was that believed they would be short-handed this morning at the necropsy and made me drive all over Creation for no good reason.

DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE???
Yes, Spanish mostly fluently and smatterings of Chinese and Japanese.

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU???
You mean besides coming right out and saying just that??

SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
0. Because I wanted to be contrary.

BLONDES OR BRUNETTES???
Er. Who's looking at their hair?? heh

WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN???
The husband's. Because he's pretty much the only person I call.

HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANOTHER COUNTRY???
Technically, yes. Two. I've never left the continent, though.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN???
In a hospital, duh!

FIRST JOB???
Technically, as a summer temp at the U where I work now. A regular teen's job would've been as a cashier at a Woolworth's the summer after I graduated from h.s. I was in the towels and bedsheets department. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST???
Sheesh. I don't know. I don't think I usually get complimented by anyone. Other than by the husband, but that's kind of his job. ;)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL???
Not care? I don't really drink anymore, sadly. Although I don't need help in the calories department, so it's for the best.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY???
A house.

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT???
Ask me when this is a worthwhile question.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE???
Technically, my maternal great-grandmother. However, my name is a dimunitive of her name.

DO YOU WISH ON STARS???
No. I don't remember if I ever really did.

WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE???
It depends on my mood. Am I feeling confident or road-ragey? heh

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING???
Yes. People don't handwrite anymore so people my age are probably among the last people who have legible handwriting that isn't print writing.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT???
oven-roasted turkey

ANY BAD HABITS???
Only ones that hurt me: always rushing because I'm perpetually almost or a little late (procrastination), anti-social behavior, general laziness. But the good news is at some point after h.s. I learned to stop biting my nails 95% of the time. heh

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF???
Just about anything I own from the 90s. Although I still like it, but others would probably think I should be embarassed.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU???
If I were just like me, maybe. Then again, what do two anti-social people do as friends?? hee

WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME???
Someone hasn't been reading two of my previous answers... *finger wagging*

DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY???
No. I have trust issues.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD???
My Cabbage Patch Kid doll, I think.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT???
No.

DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF???
Yes.

LAST THING YOU ATE???
A Jason's Deli Meatballa Po' Boy.

SIBLINGS???
Only one older brother.

YOU LIKE SUSHI???
I guess although to hear people talk I've apparently never had REAL sushi. *eye roll*

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT???
Thankfully that phase of my life is over. But once upon a time, yes. It's why I met my husband online. No need to do the Meat Market dance.
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